Where only with the unsightly garbage bin? In the house you do not want them, in the front yard they are no decoration and in the shed difficult to reach. A good hiding place is built fast!
“Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming “Wow! What a Ride!”